Thursday, December 5, 2013

Deepak Chopra Endorses New Line of Steam and Serve Meals.....

San Diego, CA- Following in the footsteps of other self help and actualization gurus, Deepak Chopra has announced his endorsement of a low calorie line of steam and serve snacks and entrees.

"Around the still point of the present moment galaxies evolve, the universe expands," Chopra revealed during a press conference held on the lavishly landscaped grounds of the Omni La Costa Resort and Spa where the Chopra Center is located. "The point of arrival is now. There is never a time that is not now. Cosmic consciousness."

Chopra's reasonably portioned meals, all made with high quality organic ingredients are vegan, gluten free and kosher. In addition, each individual meal was prepared and packaged by a mother who is actively breastfeeding a child being carried in an authentic Chinese Mei Tai. Chopra, who personally oversaw the development of this product, is confident that these meals will appeal to today's savvy consumers and stand out in an already overcrowded marketplace. "We experience the contents of our consciousness as the world. We are not in the world, the world is in us. Only pure awareness is creative."

Just a handful of choices will be available initially, but Chopra announced that more options will be on store shelves, or available for purchase from his website, over the next few months. According to the world renowned former endocrinologist, there will eventually be over 30 different meals. "Your brain is the observation deck for the universe to see itself. Nothing does not exist. It is full of activity. Quantum vacuum, plenum, fullness, virtual particles."

What is Chopra's favorite selection? The alternative health expert and author of over 50 books says he loves them all, or else he wouldn't have approved them. "What appears to us as the unpredictable movement of atoms ends up manufacturing a universe with mind and life. Every addiction is to a thought. The ticket to freedom is in the gap between thoughts. Also I really enjoy the oatmeal with apples and cinnamon."

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